Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Re: Getting tossed out of clubs

Oh, poor Paris.

You can't get into certain clubs and parties over and over recently. In addition, that crazy millionare Richard Branson set you up at his son's party recently by dressing his waitresses up like you.

Let me guess. Along with that drunk driving arrest, I assume you've gotten a notice that you're not a socialite anymore and you're working too hard to try maintain that status, right?

I mean, what's wrong with being cut out of the Hilton fortune and working at In-N-Out?

Penny Woods

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