Thursday, September 07, 2006

Re: Your drunk driving arrest

Paris, honey,

When I saw this all over the gossip blogs, I wasn't shocked that you were arrested for having "one" (laughing) margarita while attempting to go to In-N-Out.

I was shocked that
  1. you knew how to drive, and
  2. you knew what an In-N-Out is.

Penny Woods

(Written with the help of ONTD! and Best Week Ever)

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