I really don't get this post you did about Queen Latifiah and that chick that won one of the America's Next Top Model cycles.
You put up this tidbit that "[y]our friends at People" "told" (read: we found this at People.com and we decided we'd take it, but for once, we'll give credit where credit is due) you about on your blog.
Queen Latifah invit[ed] America's Next Top Model winner Naima Mora to do shots at the bar of the Bombay Sapphire Lounge at Tribeca Cinemas before screening the urban drama ATL. Jay-Z, Will and Jada Pinkett Smith and the ubiquitous Usher also watched the rapper T.I.'s movie debut.
All of a sudden, you assume that the Queen's gay and she takes advantage of non-lesbians.
So that's the Queen's gimmick? She gets the straight (or possibly bi) girls drunk as a skunk and them takes advantage of them.*
This must mean if any of my girls ask me on a bar crawl, I'll instantly turn into a lesbian! Ooh, can't wait!
Seriously, where in the last passage does it say that the Queen is gay? I know that's a rumor that's been floating around for forever about the Queen's sexuality, but damn, has she come out and said, "Hello, world, I am a lesbian?" No. The Queen and Naima are friends, for all we know, and until you have proof by having one of your goons photography the Queen in bed with a woman in some type of compromising sexual position, you can't claim that she is a lesbian.
(I have a feeling your goons are spying on the Queen as we speak like those twits that run that show Cheaters while you're hanging out with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan trying to kiss their asses.)
Oh, yes, what's up with this line?
P.S. Nice dig at Usher.
I mean, I don't know if you've heard of it yet, but there's this invention called a dictionary and if you used it, all the article is saying is that he's everywhere. Not so much a "dig" as it is a complaint.
That's odd. Unless I keep flipping past pictures of Usher at Concrete Loop and crunk and disorderly and even ONTD!, I just remember that he was at some Scientology function with Tom Cruise before Xenu took him away in a spaceship for a few months, dropping him off in time for the ATL premiere.
Grow up, will you,
N.B. Excuse me, America. I'm going to kick myself in the ass for feeding a troll. Be back soon.
*Actual quote from the post, unaltered (as opposed to the People quote, which was edited to fit the context of the post).
(Pics: Regretably from Perez Hilton [which I will not link to], MS Special)