Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Re: Appy poly loggies.* Tootsie Pops, anyone?

Dear America,

Oh, dear. It seems like I've upset some of my readers with that Perez piece yesterday.

Let's all take a deep breath...

let's take some of my virtual Tootsie Pops...

and let's have some fun this afternoon.

Let's let nothing upset us.

Except for
this piece about Russell Simmons and Kimora Lee Simmons possibly wanting to stay together.

I put my heart and soul and wit to that letter, Kimora, and now you want to get back together with Russell! Damn it, if you two do get back together I may as well hack into my own blog and tear it to shreds with adware-filled porn sites!

Penny Woods

*Nadsat for "apologies."

(Pics: The Open Clip Art Gallery, Sweet Services, MS Special)

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