Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Re: What the hell?

Dear Sharon Stone,

This just blows my mind.

Sharon Stone is setting her sights on a singing career after her latest film Basic Instinct 2 flopped at the box office last weekend. Stone previously co-wrote "Come Together Now," last November's all-star song for U.S. hurricane relief, and is now aiming for the pop charts
herself. After her appearance on a talk show last week, Stone reportedly hit a Manhattan recording studio, and insiders claim the actress has been writing songs with collaborators for the past year.

I mean you, you of the original Basic Instinct back when you weren't so old, haggard and
demanding and you of Catwoman when you were so old, haggard and demanding--you want to make a record now?

It took you Basic Instinct 2, Catwoman and a nonexistant, forgettable movie career for you to decide on a music career?

Why not go to McDonald's and work the register there instead? In your case, it would pay better than anything you've done in the past two years or so.

Penny Woods

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