Re: Your twins

Dear Sean Combs,

I know most of the world has seen this video, but I've just seen it this morning. (My life in the past few days has been hectic. I've had no time to sit down and actually watch dumb YouTube/Myspace/whatever videos, let alone gossip.)



So one of your twins will end up jackin' classic '80s songs just like you while the other one will grow up to be an outlaw, or, even worse, a chopper maker. That's nice.

Penny Woods

P.S. Happy holidays to all my readers and happy new year!

Oh, and happy holidays to you, Mr. Combs. Don't get flattered, okay?

Re: I don't want cocoa butter skin. From you, anyway

Dear Sean Combs,

I've given up on your nicknames. They're stupid. Let me call you Sean.

Okay. We get it. You're crazy and you like YouTube. Stop making videos like this for your Press Play album (scheduled to be released on the imaginary date of OOctober 17th, 2006).





You know nobody's going to buy your new album (unless they watch 106 and Trash), but 10,000 people are trying to convert your videos for their iPods for free. Give it up.



Penny Woods

(yeah, that pic's from MS Special, I know)