Re: I don't want cocoa butter skin. From you, anyway

Dear Sean Combs,

I've given up on your nicknames. They're stupid. Let me call you Sean.

Okay. We get it. You're crazy and you like YouTube. Stop making videos like this for your Press Play album (scheduled to be released on the imaginary date of OOctober 17th, 2006).





You know nobody's going to buy your new album (unless they watch 106 and Trash), but 10,000 people are trying to convert your videos for their iPods for free. Give it up.



Penny Woods

(yeah, that pic's from MS Special, I know)