Monday, October 09, 2006

Re: That baggie in your purse

Paris, honey,

Your publicist is really grasping for straws, isn't he?

He's claiming that this is not, in any shape or form, pot.

[H]er publicist Elliot Mintz insisted: "Things are not always as they appear. It would be unfair to draw any conclusions based solely on these photos."

I don't know about your publicist, but anyone who dresses like this

has to be Edina Monsoon or on pot. And last time I checked, your real name was not Jennifer Saunders.

Penny Woods

(Pics: A Socialite's Life, The Superficial, MS Special)

1 comment: said...

haha! she's caught! and to think you get caught and that didn't even look like a good grade of weed...