Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Re: Your PR Tour

Quickly, before this lame public spyware-filled computer crashes on me again and these clueless high-school kids want to ask me on a date again...

Dear OJ Simpson,

Recently I saw on Good Morning America that you were planning a tour to help repair your public image.

I'm thinking you're thinking that murder trial you had about 10 or so years ago ruined your public image.

I beg to differ. You destroyed your public image when you stole DirecTV from your neighbors. And when you have to steal DirecTV from your less famous neighbors, that's sad.

Penny Woods

1 comment:

ej said...

LOL he stole directTV from less famous people..had me crackin up for a minute