Saturday, August 05, 2006

Re: FutureSex/LoveSounds

Dear Justin Timberlake,

It's bad enough that the first single from this album is called "SexyBack." Now we have to deal with an album title that looks like you've decided to become Jade and invent your own dumb compound words?

Anyway, I had the misfortune of seeing you ham it up earlier this week on TRL. You said that your album title was the result of so many of your album's tracks containing either "love" or "sex" in their respective titles. Sounds like that one-word title gimmick they used to promote Ashanti back in 2002.

However, I have one question burning inside my head--why does your new album title sound like it's a porno soundtrack from the 1970s? And why does "SexyBack" sound like it would start off a 10-minute segment of a cheap porn movie?

Penny Woods


Anonymous said...

tres funny penny. you know that fat-ass perez is biting your LTFP style commentary.

Reese The Law Girl said...

I don't know why but the title of this CD seems like a rip-off of the title of Outkast's last CD (Speakerboxx/The Love Below).

Of course, I don't think anyone would actually rip-off a title, but the backslash just really throws me off. ;)

PS: Timberlake's new song really sucks big time. Overproduced + Annoying = Flop.

Penny Woods said...

You're right! He is! But he still can't spell, he's not funny and 70% of his stuff is on ONTD or some other gossip website first.

ej, jazzy, & am said...

I totally agree. I mean JT's cool and all but the title is just real bad...

Anonymous said...

Not Jade !!!! LMAO too funny girl ! I stumbled upon your site and I'm glad I did, you really support my "donothingness" at work! ( Very Jadesque )