Dear Pussycat Dolls,
Why do you need a new member?
It's bad enough you almost had your likenessess made into actual Barbie-like dolls.
Why don't you do us all a favor and either
a) break up and let Nicole have that solo career she's been dreaming of, or
b) put on some clothes for once if you insist on making "Don't Cha Part 44?"