I was reading your lovely press release on...this.
Not only do you support an unheard theory of babies starving for four months on breast milk...
but you have no clue of what a baby's real first poop looks like!
Babies mostly breastfeed for the first four months, so a baby’s first meal of solid food may be a baby’s first meal at the dinner table.
I'm pretty sure Daniel Edwards, the guy who created this, um, masterpiece, dumped on a piece of wood, spraypainted it and called it art.
That leads me to only one logical conclusion: You were the validictorian at your obstetrics/art school, right?
(Pics: Defamer, MS Special)