Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Re: Brooke Hogan

Dear Hulk Hogan,

It's bad enough that I'm doing yet another music-related post.

It's worse when your daughter isn't really that great of a singer. I cringe whenever I see that video, even though somehow Paul Wall made a cameo in it.

I consider myself to be a smark--probably the worst smark in history. I'm guessing that you let the WWE writers write you in an angle about how Randy Orton wants your daughter and that you'll fight him to defend your daughter's honor or something like that.

Let's be honest here. You're trying to help promote Brooke's album by fighting Orton.

What makes you think that because you're a wrestling legend that makes occasional appearances on RAW, your daughter's album will sell? I don't think her target audience watched RAW all the time.

You know what you need to do? Go to TRL and benchpress all the hosts--that way TRL can finally be interesting for the first time ever!

Penny Woods


Blackamazon said...

Evil letters to hogan and youre a smark I think I love you penny woods.

PS can you write a lette rto Vince MCMahon or John Cena please purty please

Blackamazon said...

And yes I mean another one after mephis launched into whump that trick he may need a reminder

Penny Woods said...

I already did a letter to that *cough* wigger *cough* John Cena a long time ago.

As for anything else in wrestling, I've been slacking on watching either the WWE or TNA. In fact, I still have no clue where the Great Khali is.

Blackamazon said...

AWW Naw not wigger thats just wrong !

I like him enough seems like a nice guy GImmick is iffy though and by iffy I mean if one more child calls themselves teh Dr of Thuganomics I may razor somebody

And not knowing who Khali is GOOD for you