Dear Hulk Hogan,
It's bad enough that I'm doing yet another music-related post.
It's worse when your daughter isn't really that great of a singer. I cringe whenever I see that video, even though somehow Paul Wall made a cameo in it.
I consider myself to be a smark--probably the worst smark in history. I'm guessing that you let the WWE writers write you in an angle about how Randy Orton wants your daughter and that you'll fight him to defend your daughter's honor or something like that.
Let's be honest here. You're trying to help promote Brooke's album by fighting Orton.
What makes you think that because you're a wrestling legend that makes occasional appearances on RAW, your daughter's album will sell? I don't think her target audience watched RAW all the time.
You know what you need to do? Go to TRL and benchpress all the hosts--that way TRL can finally be interesting for the first time ever!