Your 15 minutes is up.
Please stop assaulting police officers to get your name back into the news. Seriously, if you wanted another reality TV show, you should've stayed with that nasty old man who calls himself "Fla-Va Flav!"
You know VH1 will make a reality TV show out of anything, now. My Fair Brady, Hogan Knows Best...the next reality TV show they'll probably do will be one featuring one of the commenters on Best Week Ever if only to keep repeats of I Love the 1970s, 80s and 90s So Much I Can't Live In This Decade from running on the network. God knows they would have done Strange Love 2: This Man's Too Old For Your Ass.