Dear sweet, crazy, Tyra Banks,
Thank you for making Danielle winner of this cycle of America's Next Top Model.
Thank you for picking someone who I feel deserves her dream of becoming a model come true.
Thank you for ensuring that next cycle's My Life as a Cover Girl will not have a boring Nicole-type looking like her mother whipped her with a strap because she was bad doing those horrid Cover Girl commericals.
Thank you for picking someone that looks like a model--unlike Nicole. (Or Naima, for that matter.)
You will not be forgiven for that less-than-spectaular runway show, though.
But thank you, Tyra, for not making me break my television (just in case you showed Joanie on your little TV screen, although I do heart her).
I shall watch your talk show and make fun of your seemingly exhaustive blinking forever more.