Thursday, May 18, 2006


Dear sweet, crazy, Tyra Banks,

Thank you for making Danielle winner of this cycle of America's Next Top Model.

Thank you for picking someone who I feel deserves her dream of becoming a model come true.

Thank you for ensuring that next cycle's My Life as a Cover Girl will not have a boring Nicole-type looking like her mother whipped her with a strap because she was bad doing those horrid Cover Girl commericals.

Thank you for picking someone that looks like a model--unlike Nicole. (Or Naima, for that matter.)

You will not be forgiven for that less-than-spectaular runway show, though.

But thank you, Tyra, for not making me break my television (just in case you showed Joanie on your little TV screen, although I do heart her).

I shall watch your talk show and make fun of your seemingly exhaustive blinking forever more.

Penny Woods


Saun said...

Ain't that the truth. Danielle is the first winner that actually looks like a model and can possibly have a great career as a model. She doesn't strike me as the type that's trying to do shows and movies. She wants to model.

R said...

Tyra has a tip for blink control. She says to "close your eyes for three seconds...this will ensure that you don't blink..."

Warning: Do not attempt while driving.

I don't make this stuff up. See her handy tips below: