I mean, really, you're going to send an e-mail out to your list serve that reads like this
Due to a nationwide address by President Bush Monday night, May 15--Oprah's Legends Ball Primetime Special has been moved to the following Monday, May 22 at 8:00 p.m. ET on ABC.
A Message from Oprah
Put your Legends Lemon Drop Martinis on ice for one more week, my friends!
We wanted to get the word out to you as soon as we heard that our Legends Primetime Special will air exactly one week later than originally scheduled. I'm so excited for you to see it--and that gives you seven more days to plan your own Legends parties with your friends. On Oprah.com--you can get my recipe for Legends Lemon Drop Martinis and Rachael Ray's five-minute appetizers. Then tune in Monday, May 22 at 8:00 p.m. ET on ABC for my Legends Ball special.
I want to see this hot mess of a show too--if only to heckle you and every one that you claim inspired your life enough to create your ego-driven "divine vision."
Hey, at least Janet's having a happy birthday without having nightmares of your special airing before Grey's Anatomy!