Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Re: Your divorce. Again.

Dear Marshall Mathers III, better known as Eminem,


Congrats on your upcoming divorce.

I want to also wish you luck in trying to get some of your money back...you know Kim's going to sue for some sort of fucked-up alimony charge and attempt to get 60% of your estate and half of D12.

Well, at least I won't have to see crap like this on MTV again, right, Marshall?





Right?



Penny Woods

(Pics: Eminem.net, MS Special)

1 comment:

Penny Woods said...

Of course, this was written before Proof's untimely death and the rumors that Em is suicidal. Yes, Proof is dead. And yes, Eminem is the new Mariah Carey in terms of rumors.