The Best Week Ever Blog quotes you in saying that you think Fez is the right guy for your daughter (who is probably not speaking to you right now, so why bother talking to the press?).
Did you not hear Fez on Howard Stern's show?
Oh, that's right! You're in jail! You probably didn't hear Howard gripe about his fans not following him to Sirus Radio, either!
In fact, you won't even know about this letter until after you get out of jail and stare in front of a computer screen for hours.
Michael Lohan, it's just too obvious that Lindsay's not going to listen to you because you keep landing in and out of jail.
But you need to remember one thing before you whore yourself out to the press for attention--read a damn newspaper, because everybody outside the prison system knows that Fez is a ho.
Wait. You should have known that. Youza press ho. I thought it took a ho to know a ho. Oh, well...
(Pics: E! Online, MS Special)