The world is abuzz with your breakup.
You did it to yourself when you were photographed with Mariah at the Soul Train Awards this year looking like this
and bloggers jumped at how ridiculous you looked with Mariah.
I think Russell and the Soul Train Music Awards thought that you looked like you were cheating on Russell, because the former dumped you while the latter refused to show the air-kiss on their broadcast, cutting to the air kiss she gave to your co-presenter and Mariah saying, "Kimora, you are too tall for this!"
All because you botched the sacred Mariah Carey air-kiss.
And for the kiss as well as that terrible book
Mariah Carey put some type of curse on your relationship to make it fall apart.
You know the irony of this? The same thing happened when this woman released this book
with her (ex-)husband.
Except she didn't get a curse on her head from Mariah Carey.
Mariah's good at curses, isn't she?
(Pics: Mariah Daily, Barnes & Noble, Overstock.com, MS Special)