Thursday, March 30, 2006

Re: That woman you smacked down

Dear Naomi Campbell,

You've beat up yet another defenseless woman with a blunt object. Good for you.

I know what it was.
It was that interview with this woman, now, wasn't it?

You know, instead of beating up some 41-year-old nobody, do the right thing.

Go on the Tyra Banks Show and bitchslap the shit out of her for that interview.

I'll write to the LA police to make sure you don't get arrested.

Penny Woods

(Pics: DListed, ONTD, MS Special)


Penny Woods said...

According to Gawker, that "blunt object" was a crystal-covered Blackberry.

I would've gotten some diamond rings to leave imprints that 41-year-old woman's head if I was Naomi.

And for good measure, I would punch Oprah in the face with those rings, too.

Anonymous said...

Penny Woods:

i cant even talk right now.....

im tryin to hold in all this laughter...

its jsut .. so hard.... *thinkin about the real life Celebrity Death Match between N & T*

ima get fired.....