I love you, dahling, but I feel I have to address this matter and not let it pass me by (unlike this because I'm done dealing with idiots like this woman).
For years, no one's compared you to a porn star, let alone Mary Carey.
Now you're afraid that if Mary Carey trademarks her name, you'll be confused with a porn star.
Next thing you know you'll be convincing Janet Jackson to sue Janet Jacme and going on the Tyra Banks Show to chastise Mary Carey for using a similar sounding stage name...only to have Mary Carey not listen to you and release yet another porno (someday).
Yours,
Penny
(Pics: Mariah Daily, Ms. Special)
