Re: Porn Star?

Mimi,



I love you, dahling, but I feel I have to address this matter and not let it pass me by (unlike this because I'm done dealing with idiots like this woman).

For years, no one's compared you to a porn star, let alone Mary Carey.

Now you're afraid that if Mary Carey trademarks her name, you'll be confused with a porn star.

Next thing you know you'll be convincing Janet Jackson to sue Janet Jacme and going on the Tyra Banks Show to chastise Mary Carey for using a similar sounding stage name...only to have Mary Carey not listen to you and release yet another porno (someday).

Yours,


Penny

(Pics: Mariah Daily, Ms. Special)

Re: That kimono

Janet,

I know you've had some sort of a strange Asian, uh, "fetish" thing for several years. The "If" video, the need to incorporate Asian imagery in every tour since the janet. tour, the fact that "China Love" was inspired by a past life reading...We get it, Janet, you like Asian culture.

This publicity stunt in Japan, however, is taking it too far.

The kimono does not say to me that you are promoting 20 Y.O. in Japan. It says that you either

a) want to be Stella the Storyteller of Barney and
Friends (You know, there was this one time when Stella came through her magic door to the Official Barney and Friends Elementary School (R) [when they still had an elementary school] in a kimono and claimed she "visited" Japan. I'm amazed that she didn't "claim" the Japanese didn't pelt her with
something that's not available in the States just yet, like portable oxygen.), or
b) are spending too much time on your Asian fetish.

I suggest that you and Rivers Cuomo start a group for people like you two and call it Celebrity Asianoholics Anonymous. Together, you can fight the scourage that is the addiction to Asians and Asian culture.

I still love you,


Penny Woods

(Pics: YBF, Ms. Special)

Re: Your attempt to help promote your girlfriend's album

Seriously, little man (if, indeed, it is you, little man),



If you're so desperate to help your girlfriend sell records...

YO YO YO!!!!!! WHATS UP YALL DEF JAM IS TRYIN TO DO EVERYTHING IN THERE POWER TO MAKE SURE JANET DOES'NT GET #1. WE NEED YALL MORE THAN EVER TO GO CRAZY WITH YOUR EBLAST, BLOGS, WORD OF MOUTH AND MOST OF ALL CD PURCHASE I WANNA THANK YOU ALL FOR HELPIN JANET HAVE A GREAT FIRST DAY BUT NOW ITS TIME TO SHOW ALL THE HATERS AND THE INDUSTRY HATERS THAT SHES STRONGER THAN 1 DAY THAS WHAT MOST OF THE HATERS ARE SAYIN THATS WHY THEY HAVE THOSE BULLSHIT PROJECTION I BELIEVE THEM TO BE WRONG AND WITH YOUR HELP OVER THE WEEKEND WE CAN REALY SHOW THEM WHEN I ASKED FOR YOUR HELP WITH COM YALL PUT HER AT # 1 AND SHE WENT BACK THIS WEEK SO IF WE GET THE # 1 ALBUM SHE'LL HAVE THE #1 R&B SINGLE, ALBUM,AND THE TOP 200 YOU NO HOW MAD THAS GONNA MAKE PEOPLE LOL

then at least learn how to spell and take the caps lock off of your keyboard.

WHATS UP YALL WE OUT IN VEGAS FOR THE JJ ALBUM RELEASE PARTY TONIGHT AT TAO FIRST WE GONNA HIT THE MARIAH CONCERT THEN WE PARTYIN ALLNIGHT ITS FEELIN LIKE WE WILL HAVE THE ..1 ALBUM NEXT WEEK BUT I STILL NEED YALL THAT JUS GOT PAID TO GO COP THAT 20YO IM HEADED TO THE CASIO TO TRY TO GET ME SOME MORE MONEY LOL I KNOW YALL WILL SEE THE PHOTOS FROM THE NIGHT IF NOT UMA POST SOME NEWAY IM GONE UMA HOLLA TOMORRO

And you're a record executive?

Penny Woods


(Pics: jermainedupri.com, MS Special)

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