Friday, November 03, 2006

Re: Need a warm baby bottle, Junior?


You've done it. You've finally done it.

I've completely removed Late Registration from my hard drive. I'm also taking off any song that features you rapping on it. I'm subscribing to Byron Crawford's blog ASAP.

Why? Your dumbass comments about losing Best Video at the MTV European Awards to Justice vs. Simian, now available online through the miracle of YouTube iFilm (now without French commentators!) (Thanks to ONTD.)

Instead of being happy for
Justice and their innovative remix of a Simian song as well as its video, you had the audacity to claim that you deserved an award just because "Touch the Sky" cost $1 million (well, according to you) and it had Pamela Anderson--the two elements that make any music video great!

Spending huge amounts of money on videos does not make them great, asshat. Watch a BET music video block--it's filled with videos that should have had their production costs donated to any charity not sponsored by BET or any of its personalities.

You know what? Keep whining about how special you are and how many awards you think you deserve to win. In 10 years you'll receive the greatest award of all: The Nobody Remembers My Whiny Ass (Male Hip-Hop Artist) Award at the Nobody Cares Awards.

Penny Woods

(Pics: the "Negro please" section of Roc-A-Fella Records, Ms. Special)

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