Re: "Pedestal"

Dear, um, Fergie Ferg,

Saw this at DListed.

Then I listened to my bootleg copy of that "Pedestal" song you wrote again.

Honestly, you shouldn't be talking. You're going out in public looking like this

and this


and the critics don't think your album is all that great, either.

Until you learn how not to pee in your pants and not to go out in public with rollers in your hair, then you can't be talking about people that know how to use the bathroom and appear decent in public. Like the majority of the human race, for instance.

Hatefully yours,



Penny Woods

(Pics: CityRag, DListed, MS Special)