Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Re: "Pedestal"

Dear, um, Fergie Ferg,

Saw this at DListed.

Then I listened to my bootleg copy of that "Pedestal" song you wrote again.

Honestly, you shouldn't be talking. You're going out in public looking like this

and this

and the critics don't think your album is all that great, either.

Until you learn how not to pee in your pants and not to go out in public with rollers in your hair, then you can't be talking about people that know how to use the bathroom and appear decent in public. Like the majority of the human race, for instance.

Hatefully yours,

Penny Woods

(Pics: CityRag, DListed, MS Special)


MiamiGreG said...

Penny, I've been meaning to tell you how much I LOVE your letters. They are fantastic. I'm adding you to my blogroll.

Fake Janice Combs said...

Crystal meth is to Fergie as "shot 9 times" is to 50 Cent. (I should know I was hugged up with him at fashion week...trust!)