Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Re: B-Day

Dear Beyonce,

I hope your latest album is released the day it's supposed to be released despite the reports that Papa Knowles is trying to stop the presses.

That way, we can all celebrate how successful your album will be.

That is, among anyone that watches TRL. And maybe 106 and Trash, but TRL.

Well, at least you're not sitting in a vagina anymore. That's a good thing.

With apologies to Danielle "Dani" Evans,

Penny Woods

(Pics: Amazon.com, MS Special)

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