For anyone interested, I've posted my thoughts on the The Way It Is letter in the comments section of that post, and I'm sure I'll upset anyone who thinks Cole is "real"... again.
Dear, er, um, the Hoff,
My mother was so excited when she saw on the news that you were prevented from boarding a flight because you appeared drunk. She thought it would affect viewership for America's Got Talent.
Then again, she watches some of the worst "rockers" in history butcher Nirvana songs, so what does she know?
What concerns me is that you're thinking about leaving America's Got Talent because you want to do a show called...Travels with the Hoff.
Seriously, are you so vain that you think people are watching the show just to gawk at your cast and call you "the Hoff?"
People are not watching America's Got Talent because of you. They are watching because they want to see a 70-something year old woman wear a nightgown and rap. (There's some other people that are talented as well, but apparently she's the forerunner right now according to you and your fellow judges.)
If you ever want to have a career not making bad pop records in Germany for life, it would be in your best interest to stay on America's Got Talent and make death threats to jugglers and anything like jugglers.