If you don't want the tabloids to make fun of you,
- Look like you're not stereotypical white trash,
- Act like you're not stereotypical white trash,
- Don't hang around with stereotypical white trash,
- Raise your children like normal people and
- Return Madonna's Kabbalah book.
It's the least you can do, you twit.
If you can't read this letter, give this to your male nanny. I'm sure that he understands all the big words in this letter.
Penny Woods
5 comments:
I still can't believe she said, "We're country" when Matt Lauer asked her about the incident in which she was drving with Sean P. in her lap. *shakes head* That girl is beyond help.
Penny:
I love your site and I read it all the time! You crack me up and I tell all my friends about you too! I am going to the Mariah concert here in DALLAS, but I couldn't afford the BUTTERFLY PACKAGES EITHER, however, I did manage to scrape together enough to get a floor seat (I didn't really need to pay my electric bill on the actual due date, its not like Mariah tours everyday the electric company just had to understand that). I'll send you lots of pics if I can get some good ones! How bout that? Anyways, I love the site and just wanted to say thanks for helping make brutal honesty and Mariah cool again! You are "so fetch" as Mimi would say!
rotflmao!
Too funny!
duh..sorry I thought blogger was down...
Excellent post.
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