Miss Lohan, your stupidity amazes me, chile.
You have the nerve to (allegedly) go to the British press and talk about wanting "tits and an ass" and talk about your desire to eat food, but you're racking a one million dollar bill at a hotel renting a bungelow, a chauffeur, Cristal and other meals and drinks for your friends--and you weren't even in LA, where you owe that hotel tab!
If I were you, I would've saved that million dollars and spent it on lots of these.
Yep, think of all the Big Macs (R) you could've bought for yourself so you would look like this today
instead of this.
Seriously, get a brain.
And don't let Tommy Mottola force you to sing "If I Only Had A Brain" while you're looking for it.
(Pics: Egotastic!, McDonald's USA, MS Special)