Come on, Alicia.
No one's stalking you.
In fact, no one would stalk you.
All the stalkers want Janet and you know it.
You just joined up with Scarlett Johansson to be stalked. Admit it.
I applaud your strategy. If I was hanging out with Scarlett Johansson, I'd do the same thing.
(Pics: Egotastic!, MS Special)