Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Re: "Me Too!"

Come on, Alicia.


No one's stalking you.

In fact, no one would stalk you.

All the stalkers want Janet and you know it.

You just joined up with Scarlett Johansson to be stalked. Admit it.

I applaud your strategy. If I was hanging out with Scarlett Johansson, I'd do the same thing.

Penny Woods

(Pics: Egotastic!, MS Special)

2 comments:

Walter "Kimora Lee" White said...

I'm so done with Alicia and her fat ass ankles!!

Anonymous said...

i damn near fell out my chair laughing at this letter!!! hahaha!!! its too bad she doesnt realize they are after scarlet's pic and she will be cropped out when it makes it to Us Weekly.