Dear Pepsi (and unfortunate companion Wrap),
This has to be the worst photoshop job ever
to promote Mariah's latest venture in selling out in the United States.
(I still love ya, girl, and I have ideas about why you are selling out, but I don't like selling out at all. It's just that when I think of "selling out," I think of broke rappers and kiss-asses. But that's just me.)
(Pics: Pepsi World, Mariah Daily, MS Special)