A e-card screencap for Britney Spears.

Text:

You finally dumped your nasty-ass husband!

And since I didn't want to regurgitate what everyone else said on their blog, I decided to give you an e-card because you deserve it.

Once again, congratulations!

Penny

Card from BlueMountain.com.

Re: Worst Halloween Costume Ever. Maybe.

Um, person that is supposed to be married to Britney Spears,

I know you had a show last night in LA where people booed you, but I'm perplexed by your sorry Halloween outfit.

It's just like that weird thing that Paris wore to some Halloween party, except it's even more confusing. What are you supposed to be, eh? Lestat as a rapper? Count Van Winkle? Or just a guy that can't rap wearing a stupid cape because he figured out that being himself is the worst thing he could be for Halloween?

I'll have to say it's the latter. With lyrics like "Dudes hate K-Fed/Girls love K-Fed (oh, really?)/it don't matter to me because K-Fed stay fed" and sucky Amazon.com sales (don't even ask if you're on iTunes' Top Albums list), despite lame attempts at promotion, I'd be embarrassed to be myself too.


Penny Woods

(Pic: DListed)

(Partially inspired by this Cele|bitchy post; even has link for original source for K-Fed scan link)

Re: Your video

Dear, um, K-Fed,

Look, nobody likes this.

Nobody went to your party celebrating that.

And you've got Trent mocking you on PITNB.

And I'm amazed someone created this for you. Who really wants to admit they're a fan of yours?

So I don't know why you're making a video featuring that song. You know, the one you did at that awards show that no one actually cared about.

Good luck releasing it. You know even those tools at TRL are going to mercilessly talk about how godawful it is, and those TRL tools kiss ass to nearly everyone that walks through whatever entryway it takes a week to install in those New York studios.

Penny Woods

(Pics: A Socialite's Life, MS Special)