Re: Press Play

Dear Diddy Sean Combs,


Sorry it took so long to respond. I have a life to live. I can't be dissin' people all day, you know.

I've heard Press Play.

I think the cover art and CD insert artworkof the album doesn't exactly fit the music.


Press Play will not inspire nude women around you. It will not also inspire anyone to grab any woman's crotch. Hell, it won't have the same effect as a Marvin Gaye, Barry White or Isley Brothers record.

I think you should have used these pictures for the cover art and inserts of Press Play.



You know he's going to kick your ass in the afterlife because you're using his legacy to sell your shitty records, right?


Penny Woods

(Pics: theage.com.au, crunk and disorderly, sicksack.com, thehiphopworld.com via Wikipedia, Ms. Special)

Re: I don't want cocoa butter skin. From you, anyway

Dear Sean Combs,

I've given up on your nicknames. They're stupid. Let me call you Sean.

Okay. We get it. You're crazy and you like YouTube. Stop making videos like this for your Press Play album (scheduled to be released on the imaginary date of OOctober 17th, 2006).





You know nobody's going to buy your new album (unless they watch 106 and Trash), but 10,000 people are trying to convert your videos for their iPods for free. Give it up.



Penny Woods

(yeah, that pic's from MS Special, I know)