Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Re: Push-Ups

Dear Michael Jackson,


There's no way in hell that you're doing 300 push-ups a day to bulk up.

If you come out looking like this, send me a picture.

I take that back. If you come out looking like that without the aid of steroids, then call me.


Penny Woods

(Pics: michaeljackson.com, Wikimedia Commons, MS Special)

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